[April 01, 2025]
This month, a blend of dynamic planetary energies will inspire fresh ideas, bold campaigns, and unexpected opportunities. With Mercury, the planet of communication, influencing key astrological events, clear messaging and strategic connections will be your greatest assets.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Mercury’s playful vibe will inspire you to speak your mind this month, Aries—sometimes without filtering it first. If your boss asks for feedback, maybe don’t tell them their "motivational speech" sounded like a podcast on 2x speed. On the bright side, your quick wit will win hearts… and probably a free coffee from the barista you charm.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You're usually the strong, silent type, Taurus, but Mercury’s influence might have you chatting up a storm. Just remember, not every thought needs to become a group text. That story about the time you fell asleep on your keyboard? Maybe keep that one for your therapist.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
As Mercury's favorite child, you’ll be in your element. Your jokes will land, your emails will sparkle, and you’ll somehow talk your way out of an awkward situation you caused in the first place. Just watch out for overdoing it—Mercury might make you sound like a used-car salesman if you’re not careful.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Mercury’s communicative energy has you feeling chatty, Cancer, but proceed with caution. Oversharing is a risk, especially at work. Your coworkers don’t really need to know about your elaborate plan to start a plant-based bakery called "Loaf Me Tender." Save it for happy hour.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Mercury encourages self-expression, and you’ll have plenty to say this month, Leo. Expect dramatic declarations and heartfelt speeches, even if you’re just ordering pizza. But beware of Mercury retrograde later in the month—your brilliant one-liners might come out as accidental dad jokes.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You thrive under Mercury’s rule, Virgo, but this month’s chaotic energy might throw off your precision. That perfectly worded email? Check for typos. That carefully crafted grocery list? Left on the kitchen counter. Take deep breaths and embrace the imperfection—you’ll survive, even if your to-do list doesn’t.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Mercury will have you weighing every word you say, Libra, which means you might spend 15 minutes drafting a text just to reply, “Sounds good.” Relax! Your natural charm will smooth over any slip-ups, even if you accidentally tell your crush they remind you of your mom.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Your mysterious vibe is getting a Mercury-powered upgrade, Scorpio, turning you into a verbal enigma. People will hang onto your every cryptic word. Just don’t take it too far—if someone asks for directions, a riddle isn’t the answer they’re looking for.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Mercury boosts your storytelling prowess, Sagittarius, so prepare for your anecdotes to dazzle and delight. Just maybe dial it back at dinner parties—there’s a fine line between “charming raconteur” and “person who monopolizes the conversation to explain why bears would make great astronauts.”
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
This month, Mercury pushes you out of your comfort zone, Capricorn, nudging you to say what's on your mind. Don’t be surprised if you accidentally crack a joke in a meeting. It’ll shock your coworkers—and possibly make them like you even more. Comedy might suit you after all.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Mercury supercharges your quirky brain, Aquarius, making your ideas both brilliant and utterly unhinged. Your friends will love your pitch for a reality show about competitive origami, but they might pass on helping you film a pilot episode. Channel your genius into something manageable—like a meme.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
This month, Mercury encourages you to put your dreams into words, Pisces. But if your poetry slam debut doesn’t go as planned, don’t worry—blame the stars. Your heartfelt miscommunication will still resonate, even if people are just clapping because they thought you were joking.
Enjoy Mercury’s chaotic comedy hour, and don’t forget: When in doubt, proofread before you send!